I hate this day

How on Earth am I going to cook things and bake a cake with my hand cut to shreds?

At least I got to experience the effect that EtOH has on raw nerve endings. Not to mention adrenaline rush. And I got to do some first aid. Yay...

Yup, oxygenated blood is crimson red.
Not lilac or dark red.
Check.
Keeping your hand slightly elevated will slow down blood
flow to the hand. And then you can admire the plasters.
Check.
Oh, and incidentally, I suck at writing with my left hand. Check.